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The Night Shift

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007
by Tony

The Night Shift Is For The Birds

It’s 1:24 AM, I have approximately three more hours left in this shift. The highlight of my night was having ‘lunch’ from Leona’s which had gave me a horrible case of indigestion, gas and ‘the mud-butt.’ The picture was taken 10 seconds before I started doing the ‘Pepto-Bismol dance.’

Vital Stats

Universe Universe 616

Real Name Anthony Mercer

Aliases Tony, Fez, Nolan and others on occasion

Identity Publicly Known

Occupation Retail Monkey

Citizenship United States

Place of Birth Philadelphia Pennsylvania

Known Relatives Jack Sr. (father), Moina (mother), Leah (step-mother), Jack Jr. (brother)

Group Affiliation Kappa Psi Kappa Fraternity Inc., Apple Inc.

Education College Education

Height 6'1"

Weight 255 lbs.

Eyes Brown

Hair Black (shaved)

Powers None

Abilities Tony tend to over-think. this ability allows him to run several scenarios through his mind for a given situation and choose the action that will have the most favorable outcome. But due to his human and inpatient nature he usually still make the wrong choice.

Paraphernalia On his person, Tony carries a slew of different items that meet his needs on a day to day basis. The most frequently use items are his iPhone which his main form of communication when away from home.

Lifestream

Tony CRASHING!!
Posted a photo on Flickr.
Posted a photo on Flickr.
Tony Realizing how much if a dick tease the iPhone 3.1 is... http://twitpic.com/91qkj.
Tony *without a fare... Yeah that last tweet would make a lot more sense if I proofread it first.
Tony Still surprised by the amount of people who try to get on the bus with a fare... Does this stuff happen on the northside? #CTA #blackfolks.
Tony Trynna play Must.Eat.Birds and its crashing my iPhone.
Tony enjoying some rib tips from Lem's and SYTYCD.
Tony Lady sitting behind keeps going on about how much cleaner the Pace bus compared to CTA & keeps sucking her teeth between each word #pacebus.
Tony In bed about to get a seizure from watching the intro to Metalocalyspe... #adultswim.
Tony Really need to people to get to the frickin' point when talking to me... Keep your non-relevant BS to yourself!
Tony Man, when this Starbucks hits my lower intestines it's gonna be like "Michael Bay Presents... Explosions" in my pants.
Tony Not a good morning: stomach is upset, bus was slow and missed my connection and I think I have a cold.
Tony Told ya nothing good comes from watching BET, but you didn't listen.
Tony Just got back from seeing "Michael Bay Presents... Explosions" now reading up on the BET/Twitter thing...
Tony Wow... a live action version of Blood: The Last Vampire.
Tony Got some cheesesticks from J&J and they fried them in fish grease...
Tony Really in the mood to go out tonight...
Tony Just went past a Planned Parenthood Express. I wonder what the express part is? Do pregnant women walk in get gut-punched and they're done?
Just went past a Planned Parenthood Express. I wonder what the express part is? Do pregnant women walk in get gut-punched and they're done?