Pictures

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Been fairly occupied lately. First, I have been interviewing for a new job with iCompany. I’ve already had two interviews that went really well and I was informed yesterday that my background check was finish. I’m still a little raw about Purdue giving the wrong information. since I had to jump through hoops to prove that the start and end dates on my resume were correct. Hopefully I’ll know by next week if I can have a pretentious sounding job title or not.Second, I’ve been doing a shit load of work for Kappa Psi Kappa. Trying to handle all the decisions made during our last conference, trying to handle the massive changes that just happen, trying to keep with strategic plan for the region, recruit and still trying to be an effective leader and brother. I’m not entirely sure if I want to stay in this position come July or not. And its not because I don’t think I can do the job, I’m just not sure if I’m actually making a difference.And third, I found a company that will overnight pork products, which is really no big surprise since there are companies like Carson’s but what I’ve been ordering lately is:

      

I Know I Was Missed

I wish I could tell that I have been productive this last week and a half, but I wasn’t. I’ve been spending most of my time sitting around the house in my draws, playing video games, walking around town and downloading music. But don’t get it twisted, when I was sitting around in my draws, my ass was clean.

Lunch With Rob


Lunch with my friend Rob at Wishbone

The Black Laughing Man

Who says watching television never solves anything. For most of my adult life I’ve had to deal with the fact that I’m not photogenic when it comes to candid shots. I’m either in bad lighting, unintentionally make faces or just a complete hot ass mess. Well I as I was watching some great anime, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, I had an epiphany. In the world of GitS:SAC, people with cybernetic brains & bionic implants are the norm. Other then inciting the cyber punk within, it was modus operandi of The Laughing Man that got me thinking about a solution to my picture issue.

“Laughing Man proves to be the ultimate hacker, capable of such feats as hijacking multiple video streams simultaneously, taking over someone’s cybernetic brain entirely, or even editing his own images out of someone’s cybernetic eyes, and all in real time.”

In other words he’s able to conceal his identity and commit acts of cyber terrorism in public by overlaying his logo over his own face or the faces of his victims. The effect is demonstrated below:

So my thinking was why don’t I apply the same concept to my own pictures? Now I know what you’re thinking; Why don’t you just not use the pictures? Well, in most of the pictures I’m referring to, I’m not in the shot by myself, and everyone looks good by me. I’m the rotten apple. For example, here’s a picture from New Year’s Eve with my frat brothers, and with my intended logo and the results are:

Much better right? So this is my plan, and I’ll be busy this weekend pasting my logo on all the pictures in iPhoto and on Flickr. And if you take this post as anything other then a really bad joke then I know a disposed African Prince who seriously needs help to reclaim lost money. (*Side note* that is a really bad picture of me from New Years Eve, post above. I can’t even begin to tell you how drunk I was that night. Damn you, Unshakable!! And so the orginal will never see the light of day.)

Birthday Blues ’06 cont.


My Birthday Gift To Myself