Sickie-Deez
– (noun). 1. Any type of fast food restaurant where all meals revolve around greasy, deep-fried or fatty entree. 2. A combination meal from any fast food restaurant like McDonald’s, Wendy’s, White Castle, Burger King, Swoop’s, Jack In The Box, Sonic and etc. 3. McDonald’s
Examples:
1. -“Did you know that they stop selling Supersized fries at McDonald’s?”
– “Yeah, some fat fuck sued the company claiming he got fat off of some Sickie-Deez.”
Its been a minute since I’ve done one of these and I know I’mma get heat for this… oh well fuck it, I didn’t need any friends anyway.
Choir Fag
-(noun) 1. A homosexual of African descent or African-American ancestry who uses a church choir, usually gospel, to showcase their inability to sing by going into a soprano range. 2. A gay black male singing within a church choir.
Examples:
1. -“Miss Jenkins, who is that singing in the choir in falsetto and off key?”
-“Lord bless him… chile, he’s some choir fag with no common sense.”
2. -“What happened with you and ya boy?”
-“We haven’t talked since he invited me to his church”
-“Ohh… A choir fag, huh?”
-“Yeah, nothing makes my penis go soft faster then seeing a grown-ass man singing in falsetto.”
Hoo-Ride
-(noun) 1. An aesthetically unpleasing vehicle usually 8 to 20 years old in terms to current vehicle production. 2. A fucked up car. 3. A hooptie. Examples: 1. The Neon has finally achieved true hoo-ride status, after dealing with a hood that won’t stay close, trim that keeps falling off, two flat tires and a large puddle from the rain; a trunk that won’t lock makes it official. 2. “Yo Cuz, I need to run to the store, let me borrow ya hoo-ride to get there and back.”
Let me get started by saying I officially don’t care for Christmas as a hoilday.All the fuss about buying gifts and other hoo-rah is unnecessary. Shit kinda loses its magic when you turn 13. Anyway I fully support anyone whille to feel the spirit of giving, by all means pay a visit to my Amazon Wishlist, there’s a lot of things priced under $20 or Donate to my Paypal account. Help created a balance that will keep North Farson Street alive. Now on with the show…
My Twelveth Daze
On the first day of Chirstmas, the wife financed for me; a G5 wit lots of memory
On the 2nd day of Christmas , my momz laid-away for me; 2 Ken Cole suits
On the 3rd day of Christmas, the chick at the office grab-bagged to me; 3 DVDs
On the 4th day of Christmas, the homies got me; 4 sacks for smoking
On the 5th day of Christmas, the side piece sexed me; 5 times that night
On the 6th day of Christmas, my boss let me have; 6 days paid vacation
On the 7th day of Christmas, my pops bought for me; 7 Corona cases
On the 8th day of Christmas, my bruh paid for me; 8 table dances
On the 9th day of Christmas, I bought for me; 9 chains-all blinging
On the 10th day of Christmas, the Hustla-Man sold me; 10 flicks of fucking
On the 11th day of Christmas, genetics granted me; 11 inches swanging
On the final day of Christmas, the Sandman promised me; 12 hours sleeping
I was just looking at the web stats for my site and I cam across the search engine keywords. And for the month of November the number one keyword or keyphrase that returned my site was Negrotastic. I don’t even remember using this ass-fuck of a made up word btu I had to google it myself and sure enough there was North Farson Street. Who in that un-right mind is looking up Negrotastic?
