Love, Like & Sex
Saturday, August 14th, 2004
by Tony
Someone told me today that I watch too much porn. Which is so far from the truth… If I were to break what I watch in percentages, pretty much 25% of what I is Law & Order, 60% is Cartoons/Adult Swim and the final 15% is pornography. I mean, yeah I have a genetic disposition to perversion but watching porn whether on the Intarweb or my numerous DVDs is not unheathly.
I still function in my everyday life and its not like I’m stroking my shit all the time. That happens in moderating. Like a true social outcast: I watch, I laugh, scan for all the good parts and then go to the start and fast forward to the good shit to jack off. I know I ain’t the only nigga who does it. Well maybe the first to admit it. LOL
Anyway… I was at CVS last night pretty much sucking up my paycheck with a new trimmer, toothpaste and some lube. But of course I got the wrong kind and didn’t notice until I got home. Got the gel and not the regular. Now I can’t take it back and bust myself out for being a perv. So its either throw it out or give it away. So any other perverts want an unopen bottle of Free Astroglide, just holla
BTW West Coast Productions makes the best flicks
Monday, August 2nd, 2004
by Tony
Ken : they ought to ban ugly people from buying webcams
Tony : LOL
Ken : seriously, they need to put some kind of check in place at the stores that would prevent these people from being able to broadcast themselves…
Ken : some standards need to be set
Tony : LMAO
Tony : its true though
Tony : so who was the culprit this time
Ken : this ugly dude from houston….
Sunday, April 11th, 2004
by Tony
Now I’m not gonna say that I watch an excessive amount of pornography, but I do watch enough. Most of my vacation I’ve been spending with my baby so there really hasn’t been a need but I usually watch outta boredom. And today I was bored… so I head online to my frequent porn sites. ANd behold there’s new content and guess what? I cant view it. The site is written in Cold Fusion, videos encoded in Real Player and none of it is work on Safari 1.2, IE 5.3, Netscape 7.1, Mozilla, OmniWeb, etc etc. Complete incompatible with Macintosh. I was pissed, actually I’m still pissed. I want my porn when I want it. Not later but now. Don’t get it twisted, I wasn’t gonna go “Handle My Business” I just like porn. I have issues.
Wednesday, March 17th, 2004
by Tony
Been too somber, too pissed off, too depress later so here a little brief story that I’ve been keepin since I got outta the hospital earlier this month.
Back when I had my accident, the neurologist had me stay overnight at the hospital, just for some observations and what not. Now cuz I head a head injury, the nurses and doctors kept me up all night. My room didn’t have cable tv, just some basic CBS, NBC ABC, FOX shit. Every two hours the nurse came to give me this IV shit… the IV was in the back of hand and my whole arm was numb. Now I’m the type that if I’m told to work, I’m tired but if I’m told to lay down, I wanna walk around and a nigga was tired of sitting on my ass not doing anything especially if I couldn’t sleep. But I guess even if I could sleep, the the hospital bed was hard as a bunch of bricks and I sleep on my stomach and that shit wasnt happening.
Anyway… long story short, I finally get to sleep around 5:30-6am after watching A Mad MAd Mad World and some National IQ shit on Fox and I get to dreaming bout a threesome with these two ultra chocolate sistas. I’m hitting ‘em both up in my dad and step-mom’s living room cirrca 1996. With the oversize grey couchs and shit, now they have green chairs and blue carpet, anyway. I’m eating some ‘na-na’ on one, feelin on the other. It was a nice ass dream specially since never dream bout a 3some with 2 females. But to wrap this up… I was up in REM sleep and I happen to turn over and there’s a priest standing right over me. I woke up feeling so guilty that I’m bout to have a wet dream up in the hospital wit a major head injury, and there’s a priest standing over me asking the name of my home church. I’m rolling around to get back to my stomach to hide my hard-on and only church I can think of is one I have been to in almost 4 years and not to church I was just at and was bout to join. But I guess hindsight is 20/20. And for the record… I am going to hell.
