5 Things…

Tuesday, December 26th, 2006
by Tony

5 Things You Didn’t Know About Me
Just a simple meme to kill the time during my dipsalicious vacation.

1. From September to April, I’m serverely ashy. As the temperature drops, so does the moisture in my skin. Doesn’t matter how much lotton I use, as soon as I hit the cold Fall/Winter air, my name goes from Tony to Ashy Larry.

2. I watch Telemundo, and other non-English programming. I can barely speak English, let alone a second or third langauge, but the commercials on these station seem so much better than the one broadcast on English-speaking stations.

3. I hate clothes shopping. I think its something that stems from childhood and back-to-school shopping where mom is picking out shirts and pants that are either completely horrid or just lame. I like to look nice, would love to have a wardobe full of dope gear, but if it involves pulling shit from off a rack and fitting rooms then I guess I’ll stick with the jean with the worn hole in the crotch. On the flip I can spend hours upon hours in Best Buy, Circuit City and the Apple Store. Also I don’t actually own any pants with crotch-holes.

4. I haven’t bought a comic book and over two months. While evaluating my finances and trying to save money to do work on my house, I cut back on some the non-essentials in my life. Unfortunately I dropped comics right in the middle of what was promised to be the biggest comic crossover since Crisis on Infinite Earths. Insert sad emotion here.

5. I still play with toys.It’s no secret that I collect action figures but after bringing them home I take them out of the package and play with them for a good five to ten minutes. Afterwards I place the figures on their stands/bases and leave them to collect dust.