2006 July

R.I.P. Midget Whore

Wednesday, July 19th, 2006
by Tony

I’ll always miss you…

And yes, my desktop’s name was Midget Whore.

**UPDATE**
After some time and a 120gig Ultra ATA notebook harddrive, Midget Whore is back up and tricking itself out on the boulevard.

Prepping For Conclave

Tuesday, July 18th, 2006
by Tony

The Triad
The Triad (l to r) Gotti, Capone & Gambino

The last few weeks have been fairly hectic with the six week shutdown at work and the massive clean up effort that ended before it really started, still doing more shit at home and trying to work everything out financial and mentally for the Tau Kappa Phi Inc. National Conclave 2006. Anyway, I can’t wait to see the ‘Pham.’

BTW, I’m not moving back to Philly, I’m just going back for a weekend. Sorry to everyone who thought otherwise.

I’m Going Home

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006
by Tony

Cause I’ve seen blue skies | Through the tears in my eyes | And I realize I’m going home…

It’s official… I’ll be heading back to Philadelphia in September. Stay tuned as details trickle in.

The Epidemic Meme

Thursday, July 6th, 2006
by Tony

I keep trying to get out but they keep pulling me back in…

1. If you could be doing what you really want to be doing for a living, what would it be?
I’d be the surly fat comic book guy sans the ponytail.

2. If you could slap the shit out of any famous person, alive or dead, who would it be?
There’s too many people to list.

3. What’s the dumbest decision you’ve made in the past 5 years?
Not suing the job after my accident… I could’ve been PAID

4. Give up one for a year: (good) sex or (good) music.
Music hasn’t been good in over 10 years and sex hasn’t lived up to its expectations either… whats the 3rd option?

5. Dudes, would you rather have a big dick or a great sense of humor?
hmmmm… If my dick was bigger I wouldn’t need a personality but I don’t have much of a personality to begin with.

6. So you’ve been invited to an all expense paid Blogger Prom in The Bahamas. You’re sitting at the bar on the beach. Which blogger do you want to join you for hours of good convo?
Hmmm… it would have to be Steven at Geekslut…

7. Which blogger would you most like to cuddle with on the beach? (and don’t defer to your current significant other either. Infidelity won’t count against you. Duh.)
It would have to be Bernard from Sex & the Second City… Bernard has major ‘Bootucks’ (a combination of booty and buttocks) like Musa from So You Think You Can Dance?

8. You’re going on a 5 hour road trip…which 5 CDs do you bring?
1. Little Brother – The Minstrel Show
2. MF Doom – Mmmm Food
3. Madvillin – Madvilliany
4. Martin Luther – Rebel Soul Music
5. Missy Elliott – Miss E… So Addictive

9. Would you rather bury your children young or have your children bury you young?
Don’t know if I could handle burying my child…

10. What’s your biggest insecurity?
Again… too many to list

11.What’s the first blog you read every day…or however often you read them? (And I swear to God, don’t be saying mine just cuz I’m the one asking…unless of course you really mean it. LOL)
I guess it all depends on who’s post shows up on Bloglines first

12. When’s the last time you peed your pants?
Honestly… Seventh Grade in Zion Illinois… it was one of those horrible Chicago winters and I had to walk some distance between school and home… after an hour of trudging through snow and having to go really bad, I gave up and let it flow. The warm feeling was nice til a sharp wind hit me and my 12yo thing-thing almost froze off. It took me another hour to walk the rest of the home in pissy wet jeans and now up to my knees.

13. Which was better, your first kiss or your first pay check?
the paycheck…

14. Do you have kids? Want kids?
I don’t have any but I would like to some little bastards running around looking like me.

15. You get dropped off at home after the office holiday party by your bitch azz boss that you can’t effing stand…you exit the car and he peels out, runs a red light at your corner and rolls up an unsuspecting midget. The next day the midget watch groups are on TV outraged at the heartless hit and run, and are calling for any witnesses to please come fwd…that half dead midget has a family at home waiting on C-mas presents. Would you take $1000 hush money? $500? $100? A six pack?
I’d do the right thing… whether its coming forward or taking the money to pay off bills. Because Not being broke is allright with me.

16. Live the rest of your life without your eyebrows or your fingernails?
Whats the purpose of eyebrows again?

17. What makes you angry?
Stupid people.
Stupid people.
Stupid people.

18. What makes you horny?
Pretty eyes and round asses

19. What makes you nervous?
The un-expected.

20. What makes you smile?
Good friends
A good drink
A good Cheat Code

My Dipsalicious Vacation

Thursday, July 6th, 2006
by Tony

Not a fucking thing… well thats not true.

  • - I did some house work and some yard work,
  • - Went to Windy City Black Pride,
  • - Bagged & re-organized my comic books,
  • - Got a new antenna for my Sirius radio,
  • - Bought a new car battery,
  • - Watched some dvds,
  • - Burnt some dvds,
  • - Took some pictures
  • - And masturbated.

I did all this and didn’t spend any time in front of my computer, except to download some video about ‘White Girls and Blackzilla.’ But other then that I was free from the pixelated prision. I think I pissed a few folks off since I was able to be reached but rest asure, your changes have been made.