Nigga-locks Ain’t Cute

Tuesday, May 24th, 2005
by Tony

Can’t lie and say I didn’t hit ol’ boy up just for some ass (was seriously thinking bout the Crush and due to my destructive behavior I started trolling at work), but the conversation that ensued led to something that was quite funny. Well at leat to me it was funny. I changed dude’s ID since I am putting him on blast.

Phlly Bred: so u staying up for me?
1 Dark Nigga: im tryin to take my hair down
Phlly Bred: ehhhh
1 Dark Nigga: ehh what
Phlly Bred: ehhh to that
1 Dark Nigga: maybe u could have done it for me
Phlly Bred: fuck that
Phlly Bred: I’d just shave it
1 Dark Nigga: so u tellin me that if u was my man and i asked u to help me take down my braids, u wouldn’t?
Phlly Bred: If I was ur man, u wouldnt have all that bullshit on ya head
1 Dark Nigga: seeee, this wouldn’t even work
Phlly Bred: right
1 Dark Nigga: i’d have to kill u for shavin my head
1 Dark Nigga: or atleast flatten your tires
1 Dark Nigga: what else about me would u chage
Phlly Bred: I dont like dreds, corn rolls, perms or du-rags
1 Dark Nigga: don’t have any of that
1 Dark Nigga: well, sleep wit the du rag
Phlly Bred: cuz u have them nigga-locks
1 Dark Nigga: what the hell is a nigga lock?
Phlly Bred: corn rolls
1 Dark Nigga: don’t have corn rolls
Phlly Bred: what do u have then?
1 Dark Nigga: platts
Phlly Bred: aka nigga-locks
1 Dark Nigga: whatever
1 Dark Nigga: lol
Phlly Bred: proud of that shit like its socially acceptable
1 Dark Nigga: what
Phlly Bred: what part did you not understand
1 Dark Nigga: proud of that shit like its socially acceptable
Phlly Bred: and?
Phlly Bred: aren’t you
1 Dark Nigga: whether it’s socially acceptable or not, it’s what i like…..like bein gay
Phlly Bred: that’s a horrible analogy
1 Dark Nigga: no it’s not. it fits
Phlly Bred: no it doesn’t
1 Dark Nigga: is having braids socially acceptable?
Phlly Bred: no
1 Dark Nigga: is being gay acceptable?
Phlly Bred: I wouldn’t hire a nigga in corn rolls
Phlly Bred: but can’t be fired for being gay or denied a job because of it
1 Dark Nigga: ok….what if u hired him, and he grew his hair into braids
1 Dark Nigga: and u can’t be fired for having braids
Phlly Bred: Rules of Conduct
Phlly Bred: the same rule that says I can’t wear shorts to work
1 Dark Nigga: so, if a man can’t wear braids, neither can a woman.
Phlly Bred: nigga there’s no Title IX
Phlly Bred: business suits and corn rolls aint cute
1 Dark Nigga: i don’t plan on wearin one
Phlly Bred: unless Wal-Fart has another theme day right?
1 Dark Nigga: i have no complaint. they pay my bills
Phlly Bred: Wal-Fart doesn’t pay my bills

Nigga-locks has been officially added to the list of bullshit.