2004 October

Can’t Feel My Arms

Well not only did I take my iggnant ass back to school, I gave up some money and took my fat ass back to the gym. I had a good work out… focused on my arms, back and chest which pretty much means that I’m a non-functional invalid from the waist up. Now being like this wasn’t bad at 7am this morning cuz all I had to do was wash my salty chocolate balls and take my ass to bed. But now its 10pm and I’m sitting here at work, and caught myself flinging my useless arms around into random objects and people. If you were able to see you too would comment on how gay its to see me walk without moving my arms. Shit sucks, but I’m going back to the gym either tomorrow or Monday. Now I’mma go sneak a power nap in the back room…

Going Back

I’m finally taking my iggnate ass back to school. I knew that PUC would be glad to suck my money my pockets but daymn… I’m taking three classes and the price without the books is $1500. I miss my financial aid… makes me wish that I didn’t abuse the system and end up on financial aid probation. Oh well gonna go hustle my way into $1500… “5 Dolla Suckie-suckie?

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Help Wanted Sign

So the rumor that my manager is trying to get more people here has come up again. I figured that since the bleach blonde girl that was contracted to help but doesn’t came aboard, Me and Erica would be struggling for another 5 months until the network goes down or all 4 servers crash. But my manager has been fussing at my co-worker and I guess he’s getting tired of her… eventhough he’s only doing it do himself and all his problems are in his head.

Anyway… laying around the computer and not my manager office is a resume. I pick it up and glance at it and immediately get pissed off. Not because Bob is hiring someone without hiring my black ass fulltime but because of the name on the really bad resume. Some wanna be half Mexican, chain smoking dickhead that I work with at JORSM Internet.

Now I’m a good guy, I don’t have many enemies and shit but there’s three people who I dont like in this world;

1. Tony Rodriguez – Half Mexican dickhead from JORSM
2. Larry Evans – Shiftless as hell white thrash from Purdue Calumet
3. Yolonda Adams – I just don’t like her

You Know You Need To Bathe When

You wipe your finger behind your ear, sniff it and it smells like the shitty ass of someone from Calcutta. Let me go get my foul-smelling ass in the shower.