Random Shit On The Skull 2
Saturday, May 22nd, 2004
by Tony
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Been sitting at the job way to fucking long and gots shit to get off my chest.
1. Why do all short muh fuckas gotta be loud?
2. If everyone was suppose to be at work today, why am I the only one here?
3. I’m tired of everyone telling that the “End justifies the means” cuz if I got out and rob somebody I be wrong, but putting up with the Job’s bullshit for my check is okay.
4. Shrek 2 was really fucking funny.
5. I think about sex too much… maybe cuz of the lack of it?
6. Self-love sucks after awhile.
7. I’m so excited bout moving out, but also scared outta my mind at the same time.
8. Mail-in rebates take to fuckin long to come.
9. I dont think I’ll have enough room for my weigt bench at my new apartment
10. I need to go MacGuyver a computer for Tracy outta a “Etch-a-Sketch” an “Easy-bake Oven” and a potato sitting in water.
2 Comments
George
May 24th, 2004
at 6:34am
1. Its called the Chihuahua Syndrome.
2. Its Murphy’s Law, Subsection 5, Paragraph 12.
3. See #2.
4. Its out?
5. No, its not “maybe”.
6. Hmmm … arent u the lucky one … I never get more than a hand job.
7. Two movies come to mind:
PACIFIC HEIGHTS – It seemed like the perfect house. He seemed like the perfect tenant. Until they asked him to leave.
JOE’S APARTMENT – A nice guy has just moved to New York and discovers that he must share his run-down apartment with a couple thousand singing, dancing cockroaches. (I know … it sounds a lil gay dont it?)
8. They said that about me too.
9. Sure u do … it can double as a desk for ur laptop, a coffee table to eat on while watchin tv, if its adjustable it could come in handy on those “self-love” days, and think of the positions on those NON-self-love days … hell why do u think so many pornos take place in the gym?
10. EEEEEK!!!!! Ok now that I’ve gotten over that Queer Eye flashback; Hang the Etch-a-sketch on one of ur new walls, throw the Easy-bake Oven in the kitchen (I have two words for you – Bagel Bites), and save the potato for one of them poor nites … french fries always hit the spot. And that will give T an excuse to come over and hang out at the new apt on ur computer.
Tony
May 24th, 2004
at 8:30am
Oooooooo- Kay…